Penny For Your Thoughts?

Everyone has one of those chuckle head friends who throws loose change in your drink and begs you to hold them in your arms.

The Ballad of 4 Feet Joe

Short people got no reason...

Man Cries Dog Barks

The oldest story in the book.

Phases

Nothing phases this guy.

We Make Our Own Fun!

The Bar is Full of Women behaving like lonely old men. Now what are we gonna do?!

A Jewel of a man.

Sometimes creepy messed up looking tchotchkes (like this man/duck with a fish that my sister gave me) become less frightening after they've opened up to you.

RED

It's not easy being Green, but being Red is tragic.