Phases

Nothing phases this guy.

We Make Our Own Fun!

The Bar is Full of Women behaving like lonely old men. Now what are we gonna do?!

A Jewel of a man.

Sometimes creepy messed up looking tchotchkes (like this man/duck with a fish that my sister gave me) become less frightening after they've opened up to you.

RED

It's not easy being Green, but being Red is tragic.

The Filthy Weather Dog

What a truly disgusting, amazing animal. God Bless dirty Kelly.

Livin' in the city.

You gotta use your street smarts!

Digital BBQ

Pull your nose with a rubber hose!